Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Go rent a sheep

One night one of the Officers brought a fellow in who had been domestically assaulted by his girlfriend. Being the supervior I asked what happened. The Officer told me that Marvin was laying on his couch, asleep, when drunk Kathy came in and started beating him with a table leg. Betcha woke up quick, 'eh Marvin? She went to jail, and he went back home to his other girlfriend.

A couple weeks later he was back at the station, this time complaining that Kathy had violated the protection order he had out against her. The Chief happened by and listened to his story. When Marvin finished the Chief just looked at him, and without so much as a smile said "Maybe you should go rent a sheep." Well, at least the sheep wouldn't be as ugly as Kathy.

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